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New definition

مغلق
بدأه - Busbar - MVP في 2 أغسطس 2006 · 4 رد · 495 مشاهدة · في الأخبار والنقاشات التقنية
مشاركة: واتساب X فيسبوك تيليجرام
#1 صاحب الموضوع

New Definitions:

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Engineer is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby

تم تعديل هذه المشاركة بواسطة busbar في 2 أغسطس 2006 في 18:34

Mahmoud Magdy

MVP - Exchange Server. MCITP (Windows Server 2008, Exhcange Server 2010,/2007),CCNP, MCTS(OCS 2007 R2, SCCM 2007)

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#2

ده مبرمج تخصص نسا وتوليد

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#3
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

هذه حقيقية جداً :P

رأس الحكمة الإيمان بالله

#4

4 و 5 جامدييييييييييين :)

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

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أعتذر عن التغيب هذه الأيام نظرا للانشغال المريب

#5

هي بصراحة كلها حلوة اوي

و انا غرقت في الضحك عندما قرأتها

انا عجبتني دي

اقتباس
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby

و ده اللي بيحصل فعلا

اقتباس
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months

Mahmoud Magdy

MVP - Exchange Server. MCITP (Windows Server 2008, Exhcange Server 2010,/2007),CCNP, MCTS(OCS 2007 R2, SCCM 2007)

Tech Lead

Ingazat Information Technology

Follow me on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/_busbar

my blog: http://autodiscover.wordpress.com

Link with me on linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/profile?viewProfile=&key=71027694

or on experts-exchange.com: http://www.experts-exchange.com/M_1426100.html

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